Cyberspace -- the term most often applied to the electronic universe of which the *StarShip* is a part -- is one of those odd places. We know the people with whom we interact through their words, and usually nothing more. Sometimes that gets us into trouble. Robin Evans, for example, has had to explain on more than one occasion that it's Robin, as in Robin Hood, or Batman and Robin, when people refer to him as "her." Hopefully, the ARexx classes Robin has been conducting in CALC have helped to reduce the gender confusion. Divine Inspiration Then there's Stan Davis. When Commodore began to exhibit signs of financial distress, Stan would offer tidbits concerning Commodore's financial arrangements with Prudential, or he'd decipher Commodore's quarterly financial statement for us all. He was there so often with advice on such a wide range of Amiga subjects that some of us took to wondering whether he had special connections. And perhaps he does. As Stan (who uses the Bulletin Board nickname "fr.stan") mentioned recently, he's an Anglican Catholic priest. You'll find a recent example of his earthly pursuits in the *StarShip* Library: he's uploaded a script (SPRINTNETV1.1.SCRIPT in File 24145) to allow AmiAladdin users to automatically log on at 9600 baud through SprintNet. Drumming Up Business If you've dropped into a Helm Conference (Saturdays at 7:00 PM Eastern time in Room 8), you may have noticed that Jim Lewis is one of the regulars. It turns out there's a good reason for this. Jim has been using Helm in the school system as an instructional aid to teach African drumming. Each drum part is represented on the Amiga screen by a button; students can then practice one part against one or more of the remaining parts. Word of a more unexpected use of Amigas, though, comes from Denis La Bine. Denis is running for Congress as a Republican write-in candidate from the 42nd Congressional District in San Bernadino, California. He reports that his Amiga "doesn't replace staffs; it makes mine a super-staff." The Amiga, says Denis, lets him reach out to the libraries of the Senate, House of Representatives, White House, and the state of California, by modem. And while this is a non-partisan column, I'm sure we can all endorse the tool Denis is using in his campaign! Legalese vs. Comic Relief Speaking of tools, the *StarShip* Library gets bigger every day. One recent upload is perfect if you're looking for a different breed of mouse, or at least a PC serial mouse. SERMOUSE200.LHA in File 24020, contains instructions for connecting a PC serial mouse or trackball, as well as the necessary drivers, to an Amiga. Note that there are two caveats: you'll need a spare serial port, and you must be running Workbench 2.04 or higher. If you're looking a little legal help -- at least in filling out simple legal forms -- try the CyberAttorney in CA100A.LZH, File 24248. This handy program, a fully functional demo, provides you with a variety of legal forms. Whether it's an employment agreement or a living will, the CyberAttorney may have just what you're looking for. It guides you through each form, prompting you for the necessary information. Once you've filled it in, you can save the form or print it out. Of course, all that legalese may leave you in need of some comic relief. If so, let Bill Graham come to your rescue. Bill has been uploading his 24-bit comics, featuring the ever-popular Tonguemonsters, to the *StarShip* Library. As of this writing, there are four strips: 24BTCMX4.JPGA in file 24274, 24BTCMX3.JPG in file 24203, 24BTCMX2.JPG in file 24143, and AMIGA24BITCOMIX1.JPG in file 24077. There will undoubtedly be more by the time you read this. Since these are JPEG files, you get to see them in as many colors as your Amiga (or graphics card) will allow. Easy Batch Downloading While you many members don't realize it, you can download as many of these or other Library files as you want in a single batch operation, as long as you know the file numbers. Just go into the Library, select menu option 6 (Download a file), and type in the file numbers, separating them with commas. Then, grab a snack, or -- since you're using a multitasking Amiga -- run another task while you download. That's all there is to it! Meanwhile, have a great New Year. I'll watch for you in cyberspace onboard the *StarShip* Amiga!